Posts Tagged ‘season 8’

8×30 – I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

Previously on The Biggest Loser the contestants flew to New Zealand and boy are their arms tired, ho ho ho.

Face your fears week started, alongside the traditional long race to decide the first people into finale.

Tonight the second leg of the race starts and includes both cycling and two kinds of rafting. TWO! And it looks like Janet, Kirsten or both may end up drowning in the middle of a lake after they snap in the most spectacular fashion thus far.

But it’s time to start the second leg of the race. Everyone enjoying their Queenstown adventure so far? Richard says it’s a ripsnorter and Robyn’s been facing some fears she didn’t even expect. Like the fear of Katie dragging her down. But they’ve ended the day on the high note with the swing so hopefully today’s adventure goes more smoothly.

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8×29 – Kia Ora! Face Your Fears, Sheeple!

Previously on The Biggest Loser Brett and Mandy got sent home despite the supposed final four pledge from the other teams.

Tonight the contestants are off to New Zealand to face their fears and compete for the golden ticket into the finale. Lots of tears and angry faces and jumping off of things ahead!

All the fatties are asleep in their beds… though conveniently most are in clothing or pyjama wear suitable for heading out to see the New Zealand maoris doing a haka. But first, a loud tootling horn wakes them up. The girls all think maybe it’s Todd playing a prank but it’s not. Todd’s in a UFC shirt and apparently wears his watch to bed. Weird.

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8×28 – King Dick and the Fat Princess Amber!

Previously on The Biggest Loser Robyn and Katie won a half kilo advantage at the next weigh in while King Dick’s scheming, conniving ways left Janet and Kirsten with a half kilo penalty.

Tonight is weigh in night once more. Will this be the week King Dick’s weightloss won’t be enough to drag Amber’s weak losses over the line?

But first, last chance training. Janet and Kirsten are first to face Mish, their trainer. They’re nervous about facing her because they have the half kilo disadvantage from losing. Especially since they got “screwed over” by light blue, Janet says. Cue replay of light blue screwing them over. And Janet tells Mish it really upset her. But Mish takes a deep breath and says she’s not going to let that beat them. Time for last chance training and Mish is planning to smash them today!

Mish is wearing another in her line of training gear. It has a window to her cleavage! I approve, obviously.

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8×27 – Tug. Tug. Tug. Tug. Tug.

Previously on The Biggest Loser we started seeing the results of the makeovers on the contestants but we didn’t get to finish. Pfft.

Tonight we get to see the rest of the makeovers… and then a five way tug of war with a “game changing advantage” on offer. And a potentially bad injury to Mandy?

First up tonight is Kirsten. We only saw her legs and the bottom hem of her skirt or dress. It was bright yellow! Tonight we find out it’s a skirt with a blue top and a shiny belt. She looks quite pretty and tells us she feels quite sexy.

Michelle says they both have dangerous curves, it must be hereditary.

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8×26 – How long until we invent practical holograms?

Previously on The Biggest Loser Sam and Jess got eliminated… again!

Tonight, makeover night, hooray! And for the first time the contestants will be “confronted” by holographic versions of their old selves. How cool, how futuristic, how… are people still using this, wasn’t it enough when they had stupid live news crosses to tiny holograms or when they dug up notorious douchebag Tupac in hologram form.

Aaaaanyway. Mish has a sad because her hard working red team Sam and Jess have gone home and she has just Janet and Kirsten left. With a smaller team Mish thinks they actually have an advantage now. Kirsten thinks the other teams aren’t really looking at who the threats are and so they’re going to make themselves a threat. They were second on the leaderboard this week and Kirsten thinks it’s time that potential is realised.

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