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The Biggest Loser Australia 2012 Finale starts now!

It should have started quite a few minutes ago but Masterchef, a prerecorded-months-ago show, didn’t run to time. Which I’m sure is not at all related to their dismal showing in the ratings for their debut episode. Not trying to grab some of that Biggest Loser audience, no sir.

Anyway, on with what we’re all waiting for – FINALE!

This year sixteen overweight singles went into Camp hoping to lose weight and maybe find love. Most of them succeeded in the former and a few have even succeeded at the latter.

Cue the montage! Lots of shots of the grossly obese complaining they wanted to find love and nobody would want them because they’re fat and not because some of them are really quite awful people. Nope, it’s just because they’re fat.

In the time I wrote all that they’re still running the recapped footage of the season and talking about the JOURNEY.

Get on with the reveals and the weigh ins, dangit!

The Final Four is Margie, Alex, Kasey and Brenda. In case anyone has forgotten since Sunday.
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… Now!

Previously on The Biggest Loser… THE ENTIRE SERIES.

Tonight! The culmination of the past 12 weeks blood, sweat and tears. And also the efforts of the contestants on the show!
All the game playing and strategy and temptations and tantrums are over. It’s time to talk turkey. Who’s lost the most weight, by percentage, since Day One?

And just how sexy is Lara going to be?

It’s time to find out! Welcome to The Biggest Loser Families Finale.
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… and now, The Biggest Loser Finale. WOOOOOOO!!!

Lisa, Wayne, Joe and Shannon are the Final Four competing for the big prize. The other contestants will also be competing for a minor prize.
Except for Chris, who accepted a payout.
And except for that guy who’s up on charges of possessing nudie pics of minors.

But otherwise they’ll be trying to win money. Yeah!
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Previously, on The Biggest Loser Australia… EVERYTHING HAPPENED.

Tonight, on The Biggest Loser Australia… EVERYTHING IS WRAPPED UP.

And boy howdy, it’s going to be AWESOME.
Trust me. I don’t lie to you like that pesky Mr Voiceover Man!
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Tonight on The Biggest Loser… It’s the Grand Finale!

Sam, Kirsten and Alison battle it out for the grand prize, while all the eliminated contestants scuffle over the crumbs.

The voting in the poll here on the Recap says Sam will win, followed by Alison and with Kirsten bringing up the rear. Are you guys as smart as you all think you are? Huh? Are you?

Read on to find out!
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