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Previously on The Biggest Loser the boys have been made to eat orange things all week. Which makes a change from them usually only eating orange things after the finale.

Also a fancypants Temptation kicked off. Lydia tried some crazy strategy that was no kind of strategy at all, as proven by Hamish screwing up her lame plan.
Hamish is now in the final faceoff with Ryan, Mr Voiceover Man says. But did we even see Hamish face off with Michelle yet?

Anyway. Later in the episode the weekly challenge kicks off and even though Loser will be on tomorrow night we will still have to wait until Monday to find out who wins, pffft!

Hamish is recapping the situation as it stands and he says there’s two people still to go, meaning Ryan isn’t in the final faceoff with Hamish. Mr Voiceover Man is a stupidhead.

As things pick up Ryan is sure he’s going to play but not sure if Hamish will do so. As Hayley rings her bell Ryan’s giant lump of meat where his hand should be grabs at the spoon but Hamish is right on the ball, grabbing it straight away.
Ryan’s now left wondering how many earlier bits Hamish has had to eat and thinks Commando AND Shannan will be giving Hamish a hard time. Because they’re one team.
Hamish has a smirk on his face and asks Ryan if he’s jealous. Ryan says nope, and he won’t be jealous when Hamish is crying.

Yeah, he’s getting a night away for sexy times with Michelle. Tears later, snogging first!
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Previously on The Biggest Loser Brenda got sent home at Elimination after the alliance with White fell through.
Then BOYS VERSUS GIRLS! No longer in four teams they’re in just two.

At The Contest the girls managed to overcome the boys and win the right to go on The Walk.
As well as The Walk tonight the girls will have a training session where they right things on paper and then punch and kick the pieces of paper. You know, like they seem to do every season now.

Temptation kicks off. It’s fancy feasts all round! Everyone’s all dolled up and the various tempting foods will be brought in by a proper waiter and everything. Should be fun.

But first Lydia must go on The Walk. Lydia’s remembering the last time The Walk happened and Selena returning to the game as a result. She knows this is likely to be a big game changer.

Lydia arrives at the bunker and there’s three munition cases again. Same as last time, power over Food, Training or Mystery. Without getting to see inside first you’ve got to decide which one would be best and with there only being two teams this week, this power could make all the difference come weigh-in time.
Lydia’s worried there might be some backlash towards her depending on which option she takes. Well, it’s simple, choose Mystery. They’re going to understand you getting something bad for them out of that more than they will if you pick to mess with their Food or Training.

So, of course, Lydia picks the Food box! So much for her making the smart choice.
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Previously on The Biggest Loser… Blue gained Team Immunity leaving Red and Black to face elimination.

At a tense Elimination it was decided Brenda from the Red Team would be the one to go home.

Tonight, the Secret Women’s Business Alliance is revealed in the post-Elimination dustup. Red and White had some kind of agreement not to vote for other girls but something obviously changed at some point. Perhaps White realised Red would stab them in the back if they didn’t do it first?

Later another Contest kicks off. This whole week is Boys versus Girls rather than the regular teams, so The Contest is likely to be more hotly contested than usual.

Black and Red are in Loser Lounge waiting for the contestants to come back. Simon and Graham are worried Alex won’t be back, leaving the Black Team on two.
Margie tells us she’s very confident Brenda will be back. She tells us the White Team had promised not to vote for anyone on Red and Red promised the same in return.

White Team files into the lounge first and none of them can make eye contact with Red so they twig early that something has gone awry.
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Previously on The Biggest Loser… Biggest Brother Bunker Boogie!

The trainers had the spy cameras around Camp revealed to them and all the awful revelations that entailed. Contestants pigging out, lazing around and generally doing all the things that lead to them ending up on the show.

The weekly challenge kicked off. A very long slog through a muddy mess of an obstacle course. And surprising the girls have finished while the guys still struggle towards the finish line. Letting us down, boys!

Tonight! We find out whether Blue or Black will be going into the Weigh-In with a 2kg weight penalty.
Later, Tiff will blow a fuse at her slacking White Ninjas after seeing they’re not training when they should be.

But first, back to Hamish sliding down the slippery slide and into the water, followed by Luke and Shannan.
Black is just entering the mud pit/pool near the finish line with Steve wading into the mud beside them.

As we pick up the action Blue are still closing the gap with Black. Graham’s struggling at the end of the pool still, unable to get back to his feet and unable to roll himself free of the mud. A number of other contestants are standing around them at this point and Steve is screaming at Graham to get up and get onto the solid ground. A couple of the other contestants make a move to help him but everyone reminds them they can’t help.
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Previously on The Biggest Loser the contestants faced the fear of public speaking in front of a group of strangers and were rewarded with letters and photos from home.

And then, as if to punish them for feeling good about themselves, they faced a twelve hour lockdown in their bedrooms with piles of tempting foodstuffs and the delicious aroma of fresh meat pies and sausage rolls.
Whichever team ate the most calories during the lockdown would receive Immunity for their entire team.

Tonight we find out if White has managed to top Blue’s 2,745 calories.
Also the weekly challenge kicks off. It’s a long obstacle course through the rain and mud.

As we get past Hayley repeating the count from last night we pick up the action as Hayley starts spelling out how many calories each Blue Team member ate. Luke did 818 calories, all by himself.
836 calories for Ryan. Both had around 500 calories left to consume for the day. So they both blew their food budget.
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