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TBL 7×31 – Yearly Balance-Over-Pool Challenge. Will Margie play nice?

Previously on The Biggest Loser Lydia found out THE SECRET. Which was The Bunker. So now she can sneakily spy on everyone else in the house like some kind of creeper.

Also the Young Pups and Old Dogs had a cook off, won by the Old Dogs. And a Charm School Temptation, won by the Young Pups.

Tonight the Young Pups get to go on their reward dinner at a fancy restaurant where Hamish will be waiting to surprise Michelle. More smooshy love things await!

Later the weekly challenge kicks off and it looks like Margie’s not going to play fair…

But first we have to find out who has Immunity from the Charm School Temptation. The person who received the most individual votes was… Michelle!
She’s surprised and a little embarassed by winning. But she had fun getting out of her shell and meeting new people.
Hayley jokingly suggests that Hamish better look out. Michelle assures her he has nothing to worry about. Awwww!
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TBL 7×30 – Chubby Speed Dating should not be a thing.

Previously on The Biggest Loser… Hamish got eliminated and so Shannan left. Booooo! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

This week it’s the Old Dogs versus the Young Pups. Margie’s joined the White Team and the remaining Black and Red members have formed the Old Dogs team.

The Old Dogs then won at The Contest and Simon will be off on The Walk tonight to find… some kind of secret thing. Or something.

Tonight! Simon goes on The Walk, the contestants have a healthy cooking challenge and it’ll all be topped off by a very painful Speed Dating session that I really don’t want to watch…

Simon’s got a choice of three boxes, as usual. But this time it’s Food, Training or… THE SECRET. Picking Food or Training is a chump’s choice, Simon. Don’t do it!

Hayley says the secret will give someone a huge advantage in the competition. Simon’s not heard of a Secret box before, it’s always been a Mystery box.
And so of course Simon chooses The Secret. How could he go past that, he asks us. And he says to Hayley that he’s too interested in what it could be to pass it up!
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TBL 7×29 – You CAN teach an old dog new tricks. Thanks, Mythbusters!

Previously on The Biggest Loser the last of the Blue Team left Camp as Hamish was eliminated thanks to the treachery of Selena.

Tonight! Shannan’s going to be GUTTED. I can feel it in my bones.

Also, Old Dogs versus Young Pups. Which is going to cause a bunch of issues for Selena as Margie’s not going to put up with her slacking off in training, not one bit!

After Elimination Hamish gets time to have a chat to Michelle before leaving. Not at all a cynical ploy by the producers to get some smooshy footage!
Michelle wrote him a letter while White Team were off camping. It’s in an envelope. And has a love heart beside Hamish’s name. SMUSHY LOVE STUFF!

Michelle doesn’t want to say goodbye but says it hopefully won’t be forever. Hamish is hoping for many years to come with more enjoyment. Of each other’s company. Yep.
NOW KISS! Oooh, they do have a very shy-in-front-of-cameras kiss. Lips on lips! Big cuddle afterwards. Michelle sticks her bottom lip out and says she doesn’t want him to go. Another couple of kisses on the cheek. Bye Hamish. Awwww!
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TBL 7×28 – Weigh-In and Elimination night. Drama and drama in potentia!

Previously on The Biggest Loser BEK WAS SEXY.

Wait, that was Friday. Anyway, Red and Black have a super duper double secret deal that totally isn’t an alliance. Simon took Temptation to snatch Immunity away from Hamish but will Red actually protect him at Weigh-In?

Probably not. Not after the weekly challenge saw everyone at each other’s throats but particularly Red and Black.
Graham won the right to choose a team to go without a trainer until Weigh-In.

Tonight! We find out he’s chosen Hamish. Come on, we all know that’s where it’s going.
Also the White Team return from the wilderness covered in mud and looking more than a bit feral. But Hamish doesn’t care, he’s going to hug smelly Michelle and think she’s beautiful because that’s what you do when you’re in love. Awww!

Also, Weigh-In, drama over the not-an-alliance, presumably two teams below the Yellow Line, etc etc.

Simon says Red will train fine without Mish being there while Hamish will struggle so it’s up to you.

Graham then says to Hayley that Red train really well without their trainer, ever since they’ve been there. So he’s choosing Hamish.

You ass.
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TBL 7×27 – Friday’s Fancy Frock-Up. Lookit Luke’s Lunacy.

Tonight on The Biggest Loser… more from Luke’s night on the drink. More from Michelle and Hamish’s romance. More from the weekly Contest.

And sexy, sexy Bek’s sexy makeover to make her sexy. Er.

But before any of that stuff we’re watching this episode for… a whole bunch of recapped footage with some talking by Hayley about the things we can see on the screen. Snoooore.

Time for Bek’s catchup in her home town of Brisbane. She’s doing a lot of training every day, 5 hours she says, 2 hours cardio in the morning, an hour with a PT/weights during the day and 2 hours cardio in the afternoon. That’s Monday to Friday. On the weekends her brothers and sisters join her for training, making it a bit more fun but no less physical.
Bek’s sister says she’s drawing inspiration from Bek now.
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