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Previously on The Biggest Loser, Brett done broked his arm!

Tonight the pink ladies get a VIP guest. Everyone’s sort of expecting it to be their respective partners but we’ll see. Also the weekly challenge involves the contestants being chained to a wall with a bucket of water over their heads. Drop your arms, get drenched. Oh no!

Everyone’s still trying to guess who it could be. Might be a sporty person. Maybe a past contestant?

And the doors open and it’s… yup, it’s their partners. Janet’s husband is quite normal sized. Kirsten’s boyfriend Liam is quite normal sized.

Bet the yellow girls are wishing they kept the fridge for themselves now!

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Last night on The Biggest Loser Richard and Sam butted heads over Jess’ dreams of fat fame.

Tonight! Surprise basketball training session ends in disaster. DISASTER, Mr Voiceover Man declares. Also pictures from their past brings out some more tears. Don’t know if whoever had the disaster will get to see these pictures. They’re probably tearsing enough at the hospital anyway.

The game feels a lot more real, Amber says, now they’ve had an elimination. She sounds like a massive bogan while saying it, no wonder she got on the show.

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Previously on The Biggest Loser they did the half ass fat ass half marathon, earning three couples a 1kg advantage at weigh in. Cher and her Mum have Shannan all to themselves until weigh in, but will it be enough to keep them safe?

Tonight! Big Kev has not turned up to training and Tiny Michelle is NOT HAPPY. Cher’s not coping well with the gruelling training, either. She doesn’t want to do any of it anymore. Awww.

And the first competitive weigh in and elimination are coming up tonight. It should be the second, but they got out of it the first time by collectively losing 100kg!

But as the episode starts we’re treated to Kevin lying in bed and not training. He’s struggling after the half marathon, as you might expect. His Mum says he needs a rest and he’ll be staying in bed, on her orders it seems.

I’m not sure Mish will see it that way!

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Previously on The Biggest Loser… THE FRIDGE! Yellow have Shannan all to themselves for the rest of the week. Lucky girls.

Tonight! More training dramas and they’re going to attempt a half marathon again. Already? Okay. Chris and Mark will have a bust up part way through that might come to blows. How exciting!

But first, Anita and Cher are planning out their dinner when their exclusive trainer Shannan exclusively uses their exclusive iPhone to exclusively phone them. Exclusively! Shannan is setting them homework – 10km on the treadmill followed by 10km on the crosstrainer, set on level 6. Whatever that means! Shannan thinks it’s a hard ask but he thinks they can do it.

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Previously on The Biggest Loser the contestants avoided having anyone eliminated in the first week by virtue of losing more than 100kg at the first competitive weigh in.

Tonight the brand new heavyweight contestants hit the gym for the first time. They’ve got a lot of weight to lose and it’s going to be a hard slog. The contestants also go to the moooooovies… to watch tearjerking home movies of their loved ones talking about how the fat people might DIE.

When do the new contestants jump off the cliff, huh? Bah.

The “original” contestants are freaking out over the new people, thinking they’ve got so much weight to lose. But speculation is also rife – who’ll get the new heavyweights first? And will they crumple under the new training regimen? Don’t forget, these are the same contestants who have been there just one week. So they’re obviously so much fitter!

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