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Previously on The Biggest Loser we saw Cliff throw another childish tantrum, this time over his inability to build a decent contrivance to get water from a tank to a tube. The Jofres managed it and won yet another instance of The Game and now have some kind of ULTIMATE POWER.

Sylvia was eliminated last night and on the way out she threw some serious shade on her family and the rest of the house is seemingly in agreeance with her assessment of Sam and Cliff being a bit fake and only there for the money. That’s probably not helping Cliff’s mood and if the Jofres target them with their power things might go from bad to worse.

Tonight some players from the NSW Waratahs rugby union team are going to help out with some training. The girls are all a-flutter, big and dumb never really go out of style, huh?

So what’s in the box, red team? What’s your amazing power this time? They’re all quite excited about it. Rob says they might give it to someone or take it themselves, so not necessarily a bad thing?

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Previously on The Biggest Loser Families The Jofres won again at the weekly challenge and then won again again at the weigh in. The White Hailwoods and Black Auvales will face elimination tonight. The Jofres will likely hold all the power there, too.

Tonight, elimination room! Sylvia’s going to get a bit backstabby but it’s not like bitching out her family can save her now, is it?

Later, the weekly Game is some kind of plumbing challenge, which will cause Cliff to lose his shit at some point. It looks like fun, but maybe not in a competitive setting.

But first, elimination room. The Pestells are on the good side of the table for once but they’ve no idea who’s going to come in to face elimination just yet.

We, of course, know it’s going to be Tenealle and Sylvia. They come in shortly after Fiona calls them in. Tony didn’t want to look around because he’d guessed who would be coming in and he was right. They wonder if Sylvia is up because she was pushed or because she volunteered and Sylvia said it was a bit of both. Cliff and Sam think they’ll be stronger without her and the others also figure they wouldn’t split willingly.

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Previously on The Biggest Loser we left the contestants sweating on the beach in a physically challenging competition, which the Jofres are winning. Of course. But they’re up to a bit that requires brains. And Jofres don’t brain too good.

Tonight, did they done brain good and win challenge? Or will the Hailwoods come from behind?

Also it’s Sunday so that means Last Chance Training and a weigh in. Can the Pestells keep their shit together this week and not end up below the yellow line? Can the Jofres continue pulling big enough numbers to keep themselves safe?

There’s also some Very Special Guests in the form of rugby players putting the contestants through their paces. This is probably very exciting for many of the contestants as they all seem the kind of bogan who’d be right into the footy, right?

There’ll also be some video calls home. They’ve only been there a couple of weeks!

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Previously on The Biggest Loser Ali was surprisingly sent home at elimination, exposing the weakness of the Hailwood/Pestell alliance and showing that, shockingly, the Jofres are men of their word.

Tonight we find out what the Auvales can do with the power they won at The Game yesterday. Later, another beach challenge kicks off. Lots of drama, lots of fighting, lots of it not getting finished until Sunday…

But first a replay of last night’s events, the Auvales get to open the case and see what’s inside. Johnee’s the one opening it. Will we see what’s inside this time? Not just yet, just talk of it being “huge” and “interesting” and they should go tell the other families what’s going on.

The other families are speculating it might be a restriction on gym usage or maybe bedroom reassignments. The boys want the Pestell bedroom. Guess it’s nicer or more convenient or something?

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Previously on The Biggest Loser the Jofres had all the power in the game and they’ve used it to their maximum advantage, putting Johnee from the Auvales up for elimination. Alongside Ali, but that’s probably not important, Johnee is surely the one who’ll go?

Tonight, we find out how accurate my prognostication has been. Will they send the big threat Johnee home or will they screw over the Pestells by sending Ali home.

After the elimination The Game returns. Some kind of memory challenge, coupled with mini cupcakes. Very pretty looking mini cupcakes. I don’t imagine they’re light on calories, however.

First, time for the elimination room. Princess Fiona has changed her dress again. She’s in a black snakeskin patterned looking dress instead of the blue she wore to weigh in.

Anyway, Hailwoods, want to see who’s been put up for elimination by the Jofres?

Heads fall as they see it’s Ali and Johnee walking in. They expected to see Ali or Jodie up, but they’re most surprised by Johnee being up.

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