Archive for April, 2017

TBL 11×22 – Nikki is pretty! Sweaty treadmill people are not pretty!

Previously on The Biggest Loser Transformed it was MAKEOVER DAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Everyone looked pretty spiffy, except for Nikki because we have to wait until today to see her transformation. Boooo!

Today! We see Nikki’s makeover! And then it’s back to the usual grind, challenges and training and whatnot.

Nikki’s getting her makeup did and some fake eyelashes and getting a spiffy hairdo. Nikki would go to the beach with her daughter but be all covered up because she was ashamed of her body.

Finally we get to see Nikki and she looks super hot! Tight fitting dress, she’s feeling a bit nervous as a result. They haven’t dyed her hair, which is also really good to see. It’s just long and black and hanging over one shoulder, not really any different, just had a good wash, probably!

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TBL 11×21 – MAKEOVER DAY! All the makeovers except Nikki, boooo!

Previously on The Biggest Loser Transformed the requisite Pigs In Mud challenge saw Blue lose Amy in a tight vote.

Today, it’s Makeover Day! And also tut-tutting at bad diet choice day.

But first, a total spontaneous trying on of first day pants after Lisa-Faye (not a real name) just happens to go through her bag and finds them. She has lost a hell of a lot of weight though. Nikki tries on an old pair of Lisa-Faye (not a real name) pants as well and she can easily fit both her arms down the legs as well.

Sophia tries to be like the cool girls but the difference is not as pronounced. An inch or two smaller, but it’s around the waist where it’s really important not to be carrying fat around, so she’s done well too!

Brett and Simmo are both doing the pants thing too. Simmo notices he’s got a baggy arse, Brett thinks his pants would probably fall to his ankles if he tried to take a step or two.

Lynton’s joined the rest of the group in the lounge and he shows how he can nearly fit an arm down his pants too. But not quite, too many muscles he says to much good-natured laughter.

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TBL 11×20 – PIGS! IN! MUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDD!!!

Previously on The Biggest Loser Transformed the Blue Team’s winning streak was finally broken, losing the weigh-in and then losing Matt in the arena elimination challenge.

Today… PIGS! IN! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

My personal favourite challenge every year. There’s always a really muddy challenge and it’s always a really tough, messy affair. Fiona says, “It will make you want to quit, it’s going to make you want to cry and it will make you dig deeper than ever before.”

Everyone in the winning team will be safe from elimination, the losing team will join Fiona in the arena as for the second day in a row, there’ll be an elimination.

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TBL 11×19 – This is supposed to be Makeover Week but the ads LIED!

Previously on The Biggest Loser Transformed we saw all the eliminated contestants return for the traditional second chance. With two spots up for grabs it was Josh and Sophia who managed to win their way back in.

Today, feisty weigh-in! Immunity challenge fallout, then three favourites will battle it out in the elimination arena. Will Blue finally lose another person or will Orange continue their losing streak?

Last chance training! Libby’s excited to be training Sophia and Josh again for the first time. Lisa-Faye (not a real name) says it’s good to see Sophia come back with a fire in her belly.

Sophia says she’s got so much more weight to lose but there’s not enough time to do it at home so she’s got to do it there. She’s been fat, in her eyes, for over 10 years, so she’s got to work hard.

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TBL 11×18 – Returning contestants, a swim in the harbour and SURPRISE GUESTS!

Previously on The Biggest Loser Transformed the eliminated contestants returned to compete for a chance to get back into the competition.

We saw Josh make his return in the first round and then watched most of the second round but didn’t see the result. Because they fell back into old habits of dragging shit out unnecessarily!

Today! Will it be Luke, Jake, Sophia or Anna who survives the second round? They’d been holding weights up for a really long time so there’s probably not much longer they can hold it…

Also today, a new challenge kicks off, involving some kind of rope and fall into the harbour thing. Find out later!

First, everyone’s holding their weight still. They’re at the 40 minute mark, which is quite impressive. If you’ve ever tried to hold anything out at arm’s length for any length of time, it starts to burn!

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