Archive for April, 2012

Previously on The Biggest Loser Margie jumped off a cliff and totally didn’t die. What a twist!

Face Your Fears week has been a little underwhelming in Switzerland, I must say. Rope swing for two people, abseil for Graham and three skydives? Seen it all before. Come up with new things!

Tonight! The Reflection Hike. A long walk through the snowy wastes of Switzerland, carrying their previous weeks’ weightloss in a backpack. Why didn’t they do this and then “leave it all behind” with their Face Your Fears thing?

Whatever. Lots of crying ahead! Lots of disbelief that they used to weigh so much!

Everyone’s still loving the scenery. Margie’s still excited after facing her fears and looking forward to whatever today brings, same with Alex.
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Previously on The Biggest Loser Lydia got eliminated and NARY A SINGLE TEAR WAS SHED.

Tonight. SWITZERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! \o/

Face Your Fears week starts and it looks like there might be some pikers in the group. Will trainer-badgers shame them into jumping off cliffs and out of helicopters and stuff? I hope so!

Another morning dawns at Camp Biggest Loser and the contestants are all woken up by the sound of bells and horns. They shuffle out of their rooms and head out to the paradeground where there’s snow falling as they head out the doors. Snow! In Sydney!

Oh, you mean it’s fake snow? Okay…
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Previously on The Biggest Loser a freeeeezing challenge out on the water to the beach to dig up a treasure chest to run back up to Camp to unlock.

Margie won that, right? Think so. Anyway.

Kasey won Immunity at Temptation, much to Lydia’s dismay. And hopeful demise!

Tonight! More training. Graham’s going to be pushed PAST breaking point. Ominous arrival of ambulance!
And weigh in and elimination where a “competition heavyweight” will be sent home forever. Which is to say LYDIA. HA!

But first, Graham’s been letting Steve down again by not training when he could have been training. Steve says Graham’s always complaining that if he trains as hard as Commando asks him to train they’ll have to call an ambulance.
Steve’s getting a bit sick of that excuse and says to us that it’s time Graham prove it.
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Tonight on special Thursday episode! Steve’s giving the reins over to Commando Junior… aka Alex!

Other behind the scenes of training things as well. And we find out more about stupid Graham’s stupid crush on stupid Lydia.

And Michelle’s going to sing at a club!

But before all that let’s go back over everything that happened this week. SNORE.
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Previously on The Biggest Loser everyone was a giant stupidhead.

Everyone had their dreams fulfilled, ponies were ridden, waves were surfed. Fun!

Temptation involved a whole bunch of cupcakes, many of which get eaten by Lydia. Tonight we find out if it was worth it or not. In terms of whether she gets Immunity, the hit to her waistline sure won’t be worth it, not when she can’t work out for the rest of the week…

Margie and Mish have a blowup during/after training? And then Mother Nature does its best to wipe the contestants off the face of the Earth with some wild weather during the weekly challenge.

But as the episode starts we’re getting more footage of Lydia stuffing cupcakes into her gob. And Bek. And Brenda. And Kasey. So many faces being stuffed!

Replayed footage of Lydia being quite upset over what the game is making her do. Can’t you see the game holding the gun to her head and making her eat all these cupcakes. That awful, horrible game! So mean!
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