Previously on The Biggest Loser Sean got sent home. Again!

Tonight on The Biggest Loser, the fourteen eliminated contestants are back!
They’re all going to hop back on the scales and they’re going to size up their competition and two of them will get to return to the game for a second chance!

Michelle and Shannan rock up to Fat Camp and find Sean missing. They recap their weightlosses, including Sean’s, for the trainers. Michelle is particularly pleased by Sammy’s loss.
Tiffany’s loss blows them both away though.
Michelle says she could put Tiffany out in the middle of the parade ground with no equipment and she’d still manage to lose weight because she’s so determined.

Cam’s loss doesn’t surprise Shannan. Seems to have surprised Michelle though.
Shannan asks Cam to talk him through the low loss and Cam says it’s because he lost so much in the last two weeks. Shannan says to us that there was a bunch of stories and justifications that came up as to why he only lost 700 grams.
Shannan asks Cam directly why it was only 700 grams and Cam says the way he loses weight… Shannan interrupts and asks him again why it was only 700 grams and Cam finally gives the right answer – because he didn’t work hard enough!

Shannan then reveals that the time in New Zealand was actually a bit of a test for the contestants, that’s why they didn’t push them while they were there. It’s almost time for them to fly on their own so they’ve got to be ready for it.

Michelle then asks Shannan if he minds if she takes the three girls and Shannan doesn’t mind at all because that means he gets Cameron all to himself!
“Byebyeeee Cameron!” says Michelle while giving teeny tiny waves with her hands and a huge grin on her face.

Shannan’s going to show Cam how to train without any expensive equipment. No button on the treadmill to push to make Cam go faster so instead Shannan’s following him around with a finger in his back most of the session.
Cam says there’s no hiding from the trainers now, and that’s good for him. He’s been slack for a week so now he’ll have to do whatever Shannan asks him.

Shannan says to Cam that he’s got seperation anxiety, from the lack of Cam’s excuses. Usually he prepares himself for a bunch of excuses from Cam but today he’s just getting through it!
Cam says he’s doing it because he’s got to.

Shannan then puts Cam through some football drills that he’d’ve seen his son doing but never done himself.
Shannan asks Cam if now when he gets home he’ll be making up for lost time with his son and Cam says you can never make up for that time but from now on he’ll be doing what he should have been doing all along!
Shannan says Cam has a perfect record with him – every training session, Cam’s put in maximum effort.

After training Shannan has an expert shoe fitter in the training room for them to consult with. She’s from the Athlete’s Foot and is there to help them because a couple of the girls have suffered from shin splints and Cam’s feet? “And mate those flippers of yours are just a disgrace. God was playing tricks with you when he put those on!”

Sammy’s arch rolls in when her heel hits the ground, apparently. She needs some extra support in the arch. Julie’s sound about the same. And she says she can feel the support in the arch.

Then it’s Cameron’s turn. Shannan reckons the fitter, Kim, would never have seen anything like Cam’s feet.

“Your feet are very different from these ladies here!”
Cam’s feet are flat. Like, no arch at all, it’s completely fallen. No wonder he walks like a gimp! He needs maximum support for his arches, Kim the foot fetishist says.

After an ad break everyone is heading outside to the parade ground. Ajay is there in a stunning blue dress with a blue pendant and a blue bracelet-y thingy. Blue ftw!
Ajay’s talking a lot about friends and family being pushed out of the game and sometimes it’s been their hands doing the pushing. Now they’re nearing the finish line, they should be proud.
The end may be in sight, but it may not be within reach… Err, okay Ajay, not everyone is as short as you!

The number of obstacles in their way is about to multiply. And multiply. Until every natural resource is consumed…
Wait, that’s The Matrix. I need to buy that on Blu-Ray!

Ajay stops yapping and then they see Sean strutting out onto the driveway.
But they only just sent him home. They can handle him, no problem.
Then Meaghan comes out and Julie waves like a spaz but Meaghan and Sean have their seriousface on.

Then Andrew toddles out! And Sharif (looking pretty good), Teresa (looking about how we saw her two episodes ago?), Amanda (sourface and doesn’t appear to have made much progress), Holly and Mel (seriousface but both look great), Ben (still pudgy but very much lighter than when he left!), Stewart (looks great for an older gent, seems to have blossomed with some time away from Amanda..), Jodi and Jeda (cowfaces to match their bodies, as usual!) and last but in no way the least, Ramses and Tania (Ramses looks lighter, Tania doesn’t – and she’s aware she doesn’t look good compared to the others).
Jodi repeats that snippet we heard the other day where she said the final four should be scared. Perhaps she’s going to eat all the cookies in the house? That would certainly scare me.

Ajay says two of the fourteen will get to return to the game. They were expecting one to return, not two!
Who will they be? That will be decided in the coming days.

The returnees still have their serious faces on as Ajay tells them they’ll get to weigh in soon to see how far they’ve come.
Then Ajay welcomes them back and a few, like Meaghan, crack a smile then. Once Ajay lets them go Meaghan immediately breaks into a grin and runs to Julie. Awww!
I think it’s Mel giving Sammy a huge hug first as she then tells Sammy she looks amazing. Holly’s giving a big hug to Tiffany and saying things I can’t make out. Cam gives Sean a manly hug and says he hasn’t seen him for two days!
Hmm. Producer-fail there. Only one day is supposed to have passed!

Back on Gilligan’s Island Commando Steve is ambushing Bob. Steve wants a chat with Bob about how Nathan is dealing with his weight gain. Is he blaming anything like training or food. Nathan’s disappointed, naturally.
But the Commando wants them to put it behind them and get right back into training.

Steve says the sort of training Nathan does encourages lean muscle mass growth, which his body tends towards anyway. So he needs to get on some endurance training to try and get him losing as much weight as possible.
Bob, on the other hand, will be doing mostly strength increasing exercises to get him stronger.

Bob says he’s a little worried about Nathan because while they are competitors they’ve also become good mates through the journey together.

Back at Fat Camp it’s weigh-in time… but for the fourteen eliminees, not the Final Four.
Strap yourselves in, this is going to take a while and you don’t want to fall out of your seat when you nod off.

The scales today won’t just be showing their loss since they last weighed in on the show, it will be their loss from the start of the show. Should be interesting!

Sean only got eliminated yesterday, Ajay claims. LIES!
Start: 132.5kg
Current: 89.6kg
Loss: 42.9kg

Meaghan’s turn second. She doesn’t think any of the white shirties like her very much!
Start: 109.6kg
Current: 79.7kg
Loss: 29.9kg

70s club!
Sharif thinks what goes around comes around and she’s not got anyone to help her now!

Andrew’s turn. Apparently he caused a lot of mischief and trouble for everyone, or so Tiffany says!
Start: 144.2kg
Current: 102.1kg
Loss: 42.1kg

Andrew says he carried on much as he had while in the house and had obviously managed to keep losing weight so he’s happy.

Sharif’s up next.
Start: 178.3kg
Current: 129.1kg
Loss: 49.2kg

Lots of applause for that loss. Apparently he went to the beach with his wife recently, something they’d never done before. They’ve also been out cycling and at one point he went to say something to Fleur while they were biking and she was 250m behind him!

Teresa’s turn now. Since leaving she has apparently been focused more on “scuplturing her body”. If it looks like an excuse and it sounds like an excuse, it’s an excuse!
Start: 115kg
Current: 81.8kg
Loss: 33.2kg

Not bad! 80s club is pretty good. She says she’s not weighed that since she was 18.
Amanda had an ugly (even for her) look on her face while Teresa was talking at one point. Not sure what that was about.

Amanda’s turn now. Maybe she was just anticipating her turn?
Start: 170.4kg
Current: 128.3kg
Loss: 42.1kg

Exact same number as Andrew. Spooky! She still looks massive but she’s obviously making some progress.

Next up, Holly!
Start: 108.2kg
Current: 82.7kg
Loss: 25.5kg

80s club! She seems quite pleased and laughs a lot. She says she looks in a mirror sometimes and feels like she needs a pin to pop her head sometimes because she’s feeling so good about herself!
Her and Mel are good friends now and Holly says she has the best little sister in the world! Mel breaks into tears and then Holly sees her crying and starts crying too! Holly says Mel is her best friend and she’s sad she took so long to realise how much she needs her.

And now it’s Mel’s turn, of course!
Start: 102kg
Current: 80.3kg
Loss: 21.7kg

80s club! She does a little jig after that’s revealed, and well she should. She’s almost in 70s club with us non-fat people now!
Mel says you couldn’t not apply what they’d learnt in the House. They’d learnt so much in there and it’s made their lives so much better.
Mel tells us that the journey is about weightloss but it’s also been about mending their relationship.

Ben’s turn.
Start: 153.1kg
Current: 113.9kg
Loss: 39.2kg

Not bad at all, given how early he was eliminated, relatively speaking.
Ben says he was trying to match Sean, since Sean went back in not long after they got out. Ben wanted to keep level with Sean, even though he wasn’t in the house.

Stewart’s up next.
Start: 136.4kg
Current: 100.1kg
Loss: 36.3kg

Everyone – EVERYONE, AJAY INCLUDED, gives a big “AWWWWWWWWWW!” So close to being under 100kg!
Stewart says he’s there to get back in the game. Both for themselves and to become The Biggest Loser. He says secretly they all want to become the Biggest Loser. And $400,000 is a lot of money.
Not so sure they’re all actually interested in the title, Stewart.

Jodi’s turn now.
Start: 121.5kg
Current: 94.6kg
Loss: 26.9kg

Not sure where she lost it from, but it’s not bad given how long her and Jeda have been out of the House.
She didn’t think she could do it on the outside but Fat Camp gave her the kickstart she needed.
Though she did also say she had to do it alone on the outside. Erm, where was your bogan best friend during all this?

Hey look, it’s your bogan best friend Jeda’s turn!
Start: 106.3kg
Current: 86.6kg
Loss: 19.7kg

80s club! She’s looking more better than Jodi than the small difference in weight would suggest.
But she’s still a bogan and that’s all that matters!

Ramses gets to go first from the first couple to be eliminated.
Start: 137.9kg
Current: 117.1kg
Loss: 20.8kg

Also not too bad, given they left before they really got to get into the edumacationing.
But they’re both determined to get back in. Ramses says he’s seen how far the guys have come along and he wants to catch up to them.
And he’s back injury-free now so he’s hoping to give everyone a run for their money.

“Last, but not least, is Tania.” Yeah, we’ll see about least!
Start: 135.7kg
Current: 123.7kg
Loss: 12kg

No, she’s definitely least. 12kg is a poor effort for 2+ months.
She says she’s happy for everyone else’s good numbers but disappointed for herself and Ramses getting such small numbers.
She tells Ajay she’ll be putting in 150% now!

Their combined weightloss is 441.5kg! That’s more than two whole fat people!

Tiffany’s the current Biggest Loser in the competition.
She’s sitting on 32.66% total weightloss.
However, Sean is on… 32.38%. Not far behind at all!

Throughout the week the fourteen will battle for four slots in the wildcard weigh-in. Only two of the four will get back into the game and get another shot at winning.

Jodi says she wants to feel good and lift the platter to vote someone off. She wants to sit there and give them the same respect they didn’t give her during elimination.
So I see the bogan bitch still has no idea how much of a prat she looked at her elimination. I’d’ve thought that episode would have aired by the time this was recorded but apparently not!

Tomorrow night the final four are off for a training session with Emazon. In a place that is still very dilapidated looking. With burning barrels.
Um, yeah, nice work setting fires, jackasses.

And Holly and Mel have a big announcement… and are then not seen in any of the further footage. Guess they’re not going to try and take a spot in the comp that they don’t really want and will be bowing out gracefully?
Looks like there’ll be challenges and whatnot starting tomorrow night. Should be good times!